The Top 5 Boobs in Philadelphia Sports History
We’re trying to come up with a list of the the top 5 boobs in Philadelphia sports history.
Post your suggestions in the comment section, but don’t use the word boob or else it might be accidentally deleted as spam. On March 31st, we’ll tally up the results. Here are some ideas to get you started…
Howard Eskin is a boob (a genius boob at that).
Jim O’Brien was a boring boob.
Rich Kotite was an ugly boob.
Andy Reid may have had man-boobs, but I wouldn’t say that he’s a boob.
Charlie Manuel sounds like a boob, but is he?
So who do you think are the top 5 all-time boobs in Philadelphia Sports history?
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Posted on February 27, 2006 by Micah | Filed Under Philadelphia
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5.) Roberto Hernandez/Mike Timlin — anyone that pitches in the majors for that long and still cries like a baby at the fans or complains that a manager is too tough on them is a boob.
4.) Rollie Massimino — I’m a Nova fan, and that jerk almost screwed up the purest thing in Philly — the Big 5.
3.) T.O. — someone should have told him that act wasn’t going to play here. We’d rather stay miserable than put up with that.
2.) John Chaney — a bigger racist boob than David Duke.
1.) Dutch Daulton — the heir apparent to Tom Cruise’s insanity.
1. Eric Lindros - If it wasn’t for this clown, Peter Forsberg could have brought Lord Stanley to Philadelphia by now
2. J.D Drew - Every battery thrown at him was well deserved
3. Mitch Williams - Threw the pitch that cost us a World Series
Gotta throw a vote out for T.O. of course.
There’s a certain cosmic justic in the fact that you can’t spell Foreskin without Eskin.
Josh,
Nice catch. That’s classic!!!
Right now, I’m leaning towards:
T.O.
Lindros
Daulton
Chaney
Still waiting for that 5th Philly Sports Boob. Looks like we need someone from the Sixers, since we’ve got the Eagles, Flyers, Phillies and college covered.
Any Sixers Boobs?
As much as I love Charles Barkley, I think I might have to nominate him to be the Sixers boob simply because he once claimed to be misquoted in his own autobiography.
Shawn Bradley, 7 foot punching bag that falls when the wind blows, is the tallest boob Philadelphia has seen in 76er History.
As for Coach Chaney, I like him for the same reason I like Howard Stern, he’s truthful and no one knows what he is going to say next.
Thus the Top 5 Philadelphia Sports Boobs/Bumbs/Schmucks are as follows:
#1 - TO
#2 - Lindros
#3 - Eskin
#4 - Shawn Bradley
#5 - Rich Kotite
Thank you and Good day
danny ozark manager of the phillies in the 70s a huge boob
anyone remember norman braman, ex-eagles owner? he is without a doubt the biggest boob in philly history