Eagles Sign Sean “I’m a Dinosaur” Landetta

Despite being the NFL’s all-time leading punter, Sean Landetta is just plain old. He’s a dinosaur. He’s 43 in a league where most people don’t make it past 34. He’s in his twenty-freakin-first season in the NFL! Not only that, he averaged a dismal 32.5 yards per punt last year with the Rams. That was dead-last for averages among starting punters.

Until Dirk returns, the Eagles defense ain’t gonna have the wiggle room in the middle of the field that it had last year. Landetta spells poor field position.

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